shaun gannon had a picture of himself as a cartoon online. that was my introduction to him and the sole reason i emailed him. i just left shaun gannon’s house after a weekend of getting wasted and eating too much food. what a difference a year makes. also, the internet is a crazy ass place. it’s crazy because one minute you can send someone a random email and then the next minute you’re meeting them irl and sleeping on their couch. shaun has a really comfortable couch.
drunk shaun gannon is a special kind of person. sober shaun gannon is cool too, but drunk shaun gannon is a little more belligerent and friendly which is always a plus. since 2011, i’ve been hearing about drunk shaun gannon. i wanted to meet drunk shaun gannon. in 2012 i met sober shaun gannon. i gave him whiskey and he soon turned into drunk shaun gannon. that was a fun experience.
shaun gannon is a real ass person. he speaks his mind and sometimes says things that may piss people off
shaun gannon is a passionate person. he cares deeply about what he does and wants other people to give a shit about what they do
shaun gannon is a funny person. he once said his pack of cigarettes was ‘too-packed shakur’. that was very funny to me for some reason
shaun gannon likes david bowie. he has lots of david bowie memorabilia and will tell you facts about david bowie for a cheap price
shaun gannon is trustworthy. when i left some money on his coffee table he didn’t take any of it even though he should’ve
shaun gannon is a conversationalist. he can hold a convo very well. even when the convo gets boring
shaun gannon’s middle name is patrick even though it should be peter
shaun gannon hates a lot of things that should be hated
shaun gannon is obsessed with cardigans
shaun gannon is shaun gannon
here is why he’s shaun gannon:
he is shaun gannon and he will one day be the president of luxemburg
he is shaun gannon and he likes saying fuck you
he is shaun gannon and being shaun gannon come with the territory
he is shaun gannon and he would like his money by 6 am unless he will have to physically assault you and/or your family and family pet
he is shaun gannon. ditto
he is shaun gannon and he is jonathan franzen’s ghostwriter
he is shaun gannon and he can talk animals
he is shaun gannon and he has a problem with you because everyone has a problem with you
he is shaun gannon and jesus loves him
he is shaun gannon and he doesn’t feel like writing right now because he has other plans
he is shaun gannon and he wants it all
he is shaun gannon and he’s going to take it all away from jonathan franzen
sup shaun. it’s been nice getting to know you and your drunk counterpart this year. you own
