oprah: has her own magazine
glit glit: doesn’t have her own magazine because she has other shit to do
oprah: is still a billionaire
glit glit: is still stunting on billionaires and other talk show hosts alike
oprah: talk show lasted for 25 years
glit glit: turned 25 this year bitches
oprah: created her network
glit glit: is creating art that other people aspire to make
she also turned down showcasing said art on oprah’s network
oprah: talks to gayle king on the phone daily
glit glit: only picks up her phone if a king is on the other line
oprah: sent thousands of people to college
glit glit: doesn’t get out of bed for under 50 thousand dollars
oprah: interviewed olympic all-around gold medalist, gabby douglas
glit glit: gave gabby douglas a pep talk before she won her gold medal
oprah: ‘the whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be’
glit glit: ‘Swag, Swag, Swag’
glit glit is, once again, the muthafucin champion
