being a mastermind isn’t really a tough job for niki schur-narula. it’s just the way he
> was born ok. he wakes up in the morning, eats breakfast, and does his
> mastermind work until the sun goes down. please don’t blame him for
> this. he’s just a natural at being the shit. being a master at his
> craft always came easily to niki. when he was 8 years old, he created
> something so innovative that the government had to legally recognize
> him as a 35 year old. when he was 12, niki wrote something that was
> ridiculously interesting. it was so interesting that jonathan franzen
> will never forgive himself for not writing it. ‘i shall never forgive
> myself for not writing such beautiful prose’ says johnathan franzen to his
> therapist every monday. at 18, niki composed music that was just as
> genius as it was progressive. these are things that not everyone can
> do. please don’t hate on niki because he’s a fucking genius. post-18, the
> mastermind is hard at work on new projects. these projects will change
> culture as we know it. these projects will inspire a generation.
>
> these projects will shift the way artists are currently doing things. these
> projects will enrage johnathan franzen so much, that he will blow all
> his money on trying to imitate niki schur-narula’s projects which will inevitably end
> his career and force him to move to the projects. all of these are
> facts btw. when niki does something, he does it well. he sets the trend and
> everyone else follows suit. ‘but how exactly does he do it?’ says shawn
> ‘jay z’ carter. well to reiterate what was discussed previously, there
> is no answer. he’s a master and one of him only comes around every couple of
> hundred years. ‘well he’s gifted’ jay z says while massaging beyonce’s feet
> ‘a truly gifted man.’

•  •  4 notes